In olden days, a glimpse of stockings
Was looked on upon as shocking
Now, heaven knows, anything goes
Good authors too who once used better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose, anything goes
The world's gone mad today
And good's bad today
And day's night today
And black's white today
When most guys today,
That women prize today,
Are just a silly jigalo.
So though I'm not a great romancer,
I know that I'm bound to answer,
When you propose, anything goes.