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Kiss Your Ass


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What time should I pick you up tonight 
to make me seem more selectable 
What kind of flowers should i bring your mother 
to make me seem more delectable

I got no problem with family events 
I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents 
I'll do anything you ask 
no matter the task 
My whole purpose on earth 
is just to 
Kiss your ass

What kind of drugs should I take tonight 
to make me seem like I'm introverted 
What kind of porn mags should I bring your brother 
to make me seem like I'm still perverted

I got no problem with family events 
I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents 
I'll do anything you ask 
no matter the task 
My whole purpose on earth 
is just to 
Kiss your ass

Teach me something I don't know 
But I swear I'll be something someday 
I strain my ears listnin too hard to what you say 
How many times should I cruise your block 
on my tiny red tricycle 
Screaming your name sweet heart in vain 
This love stew has got me in a pickle

I got no problem with family events 
I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents 
I'll do anything you ask 
no matter the task 
You're just the directory baby 
I'm the cast 
You'll be promiscuous 
And I'll be chaste 
cuz my whole purpose on earth 
My whole purpose on earth 
My whole purpose on earth 
My whole purpose on earth 
My whole purpose on earth 
is just to kiss your ass

Kiss Your Ass
Written byJewel and Steve Poltz