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Spivy Leeks


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Spivy Leeks was a drip of a man 
I met him washing dishes in a local cafe 
And he told me if...were fishes 
He'd steal all their scales and he swim away

Spivy Leeks was an introvert 
Like a broken radio 
He'd make your day real long 
In his off time he looked up women's skirts 
Just trying to figure out what was right from what was wrong

He was looking for Jesus in all the wrong places 
There in my hole, save his soul 
Spivy Leeks, It's time to go home

Spivy Leeks was an odd looking man 
He looks just like a potato 
Shoved into jeans 
And he thought that he possessed a secret power 
And no matter what he did, he would be redeemed

Spivy Leeks lived at the local 7-11 
He looked at dirty magazines most everyday 
He studied those pictures like he studied the Bible 
He thought that they were angels and that he'd been saved

He was looking for Jesus in all the wrong places 
There in my hole, save his soul 
Spivy Leeks, It's time to go home

Spivy Leeks robbed a liquor store 
Instead of a gun, he used a candy bar 
He told the cashiers that he was their savior 
But his holiness, 
His holiness and his Baby Ruth didn't get him very far

Spivy Leeks died a glorious death 
Down on main street 
It was quite a public site 
And as Mr. Sheriff man was about to 
Blow him to pieces 
He said "Hallelujah, I'm coming home tonight."

Spivy Leeks