There was a dark path on a darkened lane called Drury Lane
And an odd fellow who selled faintly and sinisterly of candy cane
And no one could tell was he mad or sane
His name was the muffin man
He looked so sweet but he was not
For inside his lonely heart surely did rot
From being told, "Date you? You have no shape! Surely I think not"
That's how he became the muffin man
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|The Muffin Man|
|Written by||Jewel Kilcher|