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You come home, you look kind of frantic
Too bad, cause I feel romantic.
I know you're stressed out again,
Tonight, I guess that we're just friends again.
You know I'm really not the type to compete
I hope your meetings are filled with lots of good meat.
And your appointments have lots of good ointments
To soothe what you never could satisfy
Cause I don't care like I did a minute ago,
I tried to love you but it was just to stressful though
It's like leaving your boots on when you go swimming
And I never will fight for what doesn't want winning.
You wake up, I'm doing cart-wheels.
You're grumpy say, "Try to see how I feel."
"I'm happy" just wasn't no fun
It's hard enough just waking up next to one
If you were oatmeal, you'd just look for lumps
If you were sweet I'd call you sugar plumps
If you were the sunshine, you'd say I was pain
Well I am tired of this capricious game
Cause I don't care like I did a minute ago,
I tried to love you but it was just to stressful though
It's like leaving your boots on when you go swimming
And I never will fight for what doesn't want winning.
Oh Marital Carnival
Oh Marital Carnival
Oh Marital Carnival
STOP! I wanna get off!
Sweet heart, I'm gonna find myself a ride.
One that doesn't bring me down this time
One that isn't always on the run
One that can have good old-fashioned fun
Cause, sweet heart, the purpose of my life is nothing more
Than to simply be adored
And I'm just like a special chocolate treat
I ain't no piece of left over hot dogs
Cause I don't care like I did a minute ago
Oh, I tried to love you, but it was just to stressful though
It's like leaving your boots on when you go swimming
And I never will fight for-- no
I never will fight for-- ruff!
I never will fight for-- what doesn't want winning
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