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Marital Carnival


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You come home, you look kind of frantic 
Too bad, cause I feel romantic. 
I know you're stressed out again, 
Tonight, I guess that we're just friends again. 
You know I'm really not the type to compete 
I hope your meetings are filled with lots of good meat. 
And your appointments have lots of good ointments 
To soothe what you never could satisfy

Cause I don't care like I did a minute ago, 
I tried to love you but it was just to stressful though 
It's like leaving your boots on when you go swimming 
And I never will fight for what doesn't want winning.

You wake up, I'm doing cart-wheels. 
You're grumpy say, "Try to see how I feel." 
"I'm happy" just wasn't no fun 
It's hard enough just waking up next to one 
If you were oatmeal, you'd just look for lumps 
If you were sweet I'd call you sugar plumps 
If you were the sunshine, you'd say I was pain 
Well I am tired of this capricious game

Cause I don't care like I did a minute ago, 
I tried to love you but it was just to stressful though 
It's like leaving your boots on when you go swimming 
And I never will fight for what doesn't want winning.

Oh Marital Carnival 
Oh Marital Carnival 
Oh Marital Carnival 
STOP! I wanna get off! 
Sweet heart, I'm gonna find myself a ride. 
One that doesn't bring me down this time 
One that isn't always on the run 
One that can have good old-fashioned fun

Cause, sweet heart, the purpose of my life is nothing more 
Than to simply be adored 
And I'm just like a special chocolate treat 
I ain't no piece of left over hot dogs

Cause I don't care like I did a minute ago 
Oh, I tried to love you, but it was just to stressful though 
It's like leaving your boots on when you go swimming 
And I never will fight for-- no 
I never will fight for-- ruff! 
I never will fight for-- what doesn't want winning

Marital Carnival